Welcome

[kriel]

This is a friends only journal. If you don't know me getting in here is about as likely as getting a blowjob from John Ashcroft.

Comments

Eeew.

[erik]

Totally reminded me of this post by my friend eeblet.

[greenmansgrove.livejournal.com]

You mean, that wasn't...? Then, who...? Uhm.

'Scuse me. I need to go bathe. With bleach.

[bammba-m.livejournal.com]

i bet that's actually easier than you think it is. John Ashcroft strikes me as a bit of a slut.

Re: Eeew.

[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

geeeeeeeeehhhhuuuuuh.

[kriel.livejournal.com]

no ... him giving one ... I'm sure that he would accept one from most people

Re: Eeew.

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

Still laughing, minutes later.

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

Well if you guaranteed him the right to trample more civil liberties as payment for services rendered.....

[the2wittybird.livejournal.com]

i'm not sure i'd want a blowjob from ashcroft...this is a man who lost an election to a DEAD person!

[ntrlstgrl.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO

"I want to be in Ashcroft's Army, I want to be a spy."

LOLOL